Apparently, if you act now you can buy one get one FREE!
“For many top celebs, getting a perkier booty is as simple as wearing Booty Pop panties- undies with strategically placed viscous foam to help fill a sagging pair of pants or make an expensive tight dress really POP!”
I have no words.
Kush.
Sleep support for your breasts.
“Helps prevent cleavage wrinkles.”
“Aids in neck and back pain relief.”
I can’t make this stuff up people.
I really can’t.
I oftentimes think of inventions…as a joke you know…laugh…hahaha…
but maybe I need to start finding patents for these things…
because apparently SOMEONE’S willing to buy it!!!
Good grief.
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Totally saw these ads yesterday and was thinking the same exact thing!
Awesome, Jeanette!!! My husband has an inappropriate comment for the Kush, but I feel that, well, its inappropriate.
Thanks for the laugh. :)
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Haha Jeanette! The things people will buy! You had better start patenting now, you could end up a millionaire with all the odd inventions that people would most certainly buy!
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We saw these ads too! what the HECK…cleavage wrinkles? ha!
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Help with cleavage wrinkles? Seriously? Who has this kind of disposable income?
Sheesh!
Booty Pop? I have something called ‘muffin top’ but I’m pretty sure it’s not caused by those jeans…
Caryl
Too late….I already have cleavage wrinkles.
I just don’t know what to say. Especially the breast rest.