I’m going to take a photo of my bare belly.
In all its stretch marked glory.
In bad florescent lighting.
With the flash on.
And wait until my girls are 16.
With their perky little teenage bodies.
And tell them:
“This is what happens if you have sex.”
I’m sure it’ll work.
Foolproof.
I'm a mom to four. A wife to one. I believe in story. I love telling you about mine and would love to hear yours. There's really no sense in wasting our suffering and not sharing in each other's joy. We're all in this together...even if it doesn't always feel like it.
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that's an evil plan. i really like it. can i borrow that picture later on when i need it?
If your head is cropped I can use it too! Think about selling it as a "parenting tool":-)
In this day and age, before 16 would be suggested. But it sounds like a good plan to me.
I love it!
You're funny. =)
If you want a collections of photos I can add "What your belly button ring scar will look like after you have children" and "What the tatoo over your hipbone will look like after you have children" I'm thinking you can sell it as a coffee table book.
Ahhh, the belly button ring scar…yes, the hole that used to be on the inside is now way up on the outside…so sexy! :(