Last weekend, I was on my last load of laundry...and this is what greeted me in the dryer:Purple streaks. Everywhere. And...... purple splotches all. over. everything."DID YOU LEAVE A BALLPOINT PEN … [Read more...]
Say hello to my leettle friend…
May 5, 2009 By
Yes, ladies (and maybe gentlemen?),I just bought a new sewing machine. I took my pathetic little Brother down to the Santa Maria Sewing Superstore to see if it could be repaired. I knew that … [Read more...]
Figures…ugh…
May 5, 2009 By
So, I've had the fabric for the girls' bedding for a few weeks now...and I kept putting off working on it...I'm not a very good sewer...I can do it, but I don't particularly enjoy it and I'm probably … [Read more...]
Things you might hear in my house
May 5, 2009 By
Where's my cock?I want more crack.Translation:Where's my SOCK?I want more CRACKER.Nice.* * * *In other news, I just want to say that I feel so darn special, it's not even funny...remember that … [Read more...]
Nursery Sneak Peek
May 4, 2009 By
Bedding fabric. I've finally cut it all out, now to start sewing...A $30 chandelier from Craigslist...before...Add a $3.00 can of black spray paint...A plain, white room that has been the … [Read more...]
Freaked. Out.
May 3, 2009 By
I just had a "moment".I just realized that it is May.Which means that next month is June......and it is likely that my girls will make their grand debut at the very end of June.Which means that I … [Read more...]
The Real Housewives of Santa Barbara County
May 1, 2009 By
The Truth:I don't work.I just woke up from an hour and a half mid-afternoon nap.I ate some Oreos and milk while watching Oprah.My son is at daycare.My cleaning lady just left.Sounds really bad, … [Read more...]
Neti Pots, Tummy Tubs, and A Midwife’s Wisdom
May 1, 2009 By
Back when I was pregnant with Henry, I had an awful, terrible stuffed up nose. As you know, you can't really take much in the way of medication when you are pregnant...even less when you are being … [Read more...]
