Psychic Baloney

So, I remembered that I had gotten an official “reading” from Madame Zaritska a few posts back and this is what it said:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and be almost bald.

The reality?


Not sure if it was windy, but I doubt it. Henry was born at 1 a.m., so that’s not early evening. My labor lasted 28 hours…a little off. My baby weighed 5 lbs. 9 oz. and was 18.25″ long. Even better is that he has blue eyes (for now anyway) and a full head of dark brown hair.

Gotta love it!

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jeannett
I'm a mom to four. A wife to one. I believe in story. I love telling you about mine and would love to hear yours. There's really no sense in wasting our suffering and not sharing in each other's joy. We're all in this together...even if it doesn't always feel like it.
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